in response to lauren southern
fiasco:

woops:

  Tāj al-Dīn Abū'l-Faḍl Aḥmad ibn Muḥammad ibn ʿAbd al-Karīm ibn ʿAṭā Allāh al-Iskandarī al-Shādhilī

which is probably akin to one of
the Madagascar penguins...

   kowalski!

       Wah wah...

and as one Spaniard from Barcelona
informed me that his name was:
   Hey Zeus!
    
                    Jesus...

never ever met an allah ibn Muhammad...
never seen a gorilla the size of King Kong
Either...

mess with the names and give em nick's
demunative forms,
  Matthew becomes matt...
  Allah becomes what? all sigh all go aah?
with a right just around the corner?

oh I'm not afraid of a man with only one
Book, I bothered about people who
Didn't write that one book with the man
Who wrote being busy in other of life's cares...

An Islamic average reader: the shortest
Bibliography in the world.

well hell, if it's in the name conjunction
Of the son of vs. The gift of doesn't really
Make that much difference
When you have a Spanish guy named
Jesus, and twice as many Muhammads...

Apparently it's profane to name someone
Jesus outside of Spain,
         But it isn't
Profane to have clone Muhammads
With a reading list consisting of one
Book...
                 Do not take your gods name
In vain... just sing the adhan, you'll be fine!
Allah gave Arabs the desert
   And the Dino cematorium compression
Chamber,  rich in oil...
    Now run along, and fetch me a fez...
I'm about to look real smart smoking a hookah
And getting diabetic from all that baklava.