Shore life

A shark tired of its watery world
came ashore dressed in a suit on its small feet
and tried its hand in business.
Since it couldn't bite people's head off it became
very rich insisted on being called GS, and that's ok.
It sowed discord around that is what sharks do,
but it was found out and became a laughing stock
before going back to sea.
And there was the lady seal that went ashore
dressed its sleek body in daring wear and the men
at the building site whistled, it liked the sound but
pretended not to like it. Got a job as a contributing editor
in the Guardian, but tells no fishy tales.