I'm not cool enough to
have a hipster gf; she's
whiny I need to hear that
day & night & she's smug
& conceited except when
it comes to herbalgarbage;
she sits on my lap in private
but won't in public; *** is
that about; she's no *****;
she can't spell *****; she's
a fem-in-ist saying the word
carefully so not to offend
Custer's ghost; is that what
this is really about; u want to
talk about 'us'; no u don't u
want to talk about u; that's all
u do; I couldn't have a hipster
gf if I wanted one; I couldn't
shoot myself if I had a gun