I met my love at a pub Drinking a pint of brew We fell madly in love Before I really knew
However I had an issue He had a tattoo of his exwifes name On his upper arm TRISH
Outwitting an unwilling participate is a hard thing to do Especially when the other person doesn't have a clue The humiliation my cause for alarm We needed to find a solution Before there was further harm
I sweetly batted my eyes and suggested He add a line under the letter T changing the name from TRISH to IRISH HELL NO he replied I'm not Irish
I held my temper at all cost I began to think the situation was lost although my blood began to boil We needed to find our way through this toil
I stood my ground I smiled speaking in the sweetest voice I found leaving him no choice but accept my wish WELL DARLING I'm not TRISH
He wondered how he would feel making love to me If I had another man's name from him to see His compassion saved the day Understanding how I could feel this way
My darling love drinks a beer To celebrate St Patrick's Day cheer perhaps to remember the sacrifice he made to get here Few know the story behind the tattoo he holds dear
Word to the wise Think twice about getting a tattoo a loved one may despise A tattoo is like going under the knife Your choice lasts a lifetime Happy wife happy life