My Boy

So you’ve got yourself a new girl
She hot?
She pretty?
She nice?
She ****?

I don’t know
Probably nothing like me
You see
With me
You were on fire
Always such heat
A firestorm in the rain
Making the water evaporate
Till there’s nothing but steam
Good ol’ steam

You see
It was fun while it lasted
And it sure lasted awhile
All the teasing
All the tempting
Thank god I wasn’t under age
Little minx
Little temptress
Woops
My bad

You think you’ll have to touch
For her
The way you did for me?
Nah, I doubt it

I doubt you’ll stop your truck
During your rounds
Pull it over the highway and come
Come all over your steering wheel

I doubt you’ll get all hot and bothered
While the kids are sleeping
And come
Come right beside them in the bed you’re sharing
Having to bite down on a pillow
To keep from screaming out my name

I doubt you’ll stop your work
Stop cleaning
Just to *******
And ***** all that you've cleaned
Start that job over again

You see
You just couldn’t help yourself
I don’t blame you
I mean
Look at her
Look at me
Is she wrinkled?
Or is she young and firm

Ah
She’s an older lass isn’t she?
Ready to settle down
Give you what I never did
Reassurance
That’s ok
I gave you something she never can
Never will
Just can’t

I made you lose control my boy

Now run along
Hold onto your control with her
So stable she is

But when you try to bang her brains out
Make sure you get the names right
It won’t be me you’re getting pleasure from
Never me

Regain the control you lost
Pick up your scattered clothes
And have fun being so prim and proper

No more fun and games for you
Oh well
My games just started
My boy