Oh woman, you've danced your dance You're partied out, it's time to closet those pumps But Mr. Phonograph has something to say
He plays the record The one you're a fool for And its vinyl Written with biology A siren's wailing Scratches you in all the right places You dance your dance Throb with the tempo Your mind stays yours But that pretty young body don't
Every fiber knows Why you curve in such pleasing ways Why your lips pout so sweetly They sing along
Peace is for those on either side of the mountain Not at the peak You could think in innocence You will think in wisdom But Mr. Phonograph has something to say "now, you dance"