My millions of minions
Today I set you free

Don't revel too much
Soon you will feel the force of my ties.

My prisoner you are, all of you.
Daily I harness you and imprison you.

Your freedom fills me with joy
But your upkeep is too tiring.

Shackling you is easier.  
Letting u swim in natural oils, wrapping u together to hide your ill treatment

Minimal effort, for minimal joy,
My lazy choice