In the bottom of the wardrobe A pair of white patent shoes With a gold buckle, glued, You loved my shoes Wedding shoes In the bottom of a wardrobe Made for two.
Our wedding day guest room Small and neat An almost empty wardrobe for People to rent, Ours was filled with one hanging shirt A wedding day suit And a plastic belt.
We slept in a bed Which smelt of sea air At breakfast we sat near A gun man's chair Eating fried eggs and soaky bread, Then off to the beach Streets ahead.
Getting sunburnt All over our backs Time to make, homeward tracks, Out of the wardrobe came my shoes Still as shiny, almost brand new Put them on with a clackerty clack Held you hand all the way back.