She bore three kids, Cooked their meals. Washed and cleaned, Paid the bills. Morning game shows Brought her thrills, Daytime dramas Gave her shills.
She juggled schedules Without a care, Her kids' chauffeur Going here and there. To softball and soccer practices To see them in a play, It went on day after day.
The hurts and pains Wouldn’t go away, The wrinkles too Were there to stay. She moaned and groaned, She pined all day Of throbbing joints that ached. Her hair started turning gray, She's getting old, a big mistake.
Her rich husband said one day, This life is not for me, I'm going my own way, I'm stifled, need to be free. I'll give you child support, You'll have alimony too, The love is gone, What else is there to do?
He went away To start a new life, She's on her own To toil and strife. He up and left her, Very happy now, He found himself A trophy wife.