battered screws stripped bare by a hundred thousand terrible twists from an unsteady, inexperienced, or overly excited hand nearly rattling out of their proper positions, hanging rather loosely to the last threads of their holes. fan them as they dangle, fandangle! but a blue gust from beneath the anonymous and unidentifiable bursts the shriveled scraps of low-grade steel from their brittle perches and then one, two, threefourfivesixseventyeightmillion clatterings invade all audibility, heightening --- accentuating --- underscoring each miniscule soundwave until there is not much more than white noise, crack- ling like a ruddy transitor radio i probably never had but only equate it to for lack of another more proper, perhaps more appropriate, even more...profound (?) word, or, whatever; hardware indignationum! what abuses we dish these inanimates created by us for us!, and, yes, i follow all syncretic trends to their phenomenal (and fusional) morphological ends. if i didn't, how could i know the neutered from the neuterer? attend to the screws; the debased, bemused, once-bedazzled little bits strewn on the floor and frazzled. go on, get 'em up, up off the ground.