is this the part
where i
**** my pants?

     i'm not laughing!

but your jihadi b/f
sure as **** is!
                               ha ha!

you want a lesson?
hear the latest
sinéad o'connor
                            videos...
oh right,
proper tux and tire
       and rubric of fake
prayer...
      ******* paddy offshoots...
rummaging tatties...
poh-tah-tay-toes,
pretending the 'shroom
muffin, *******
                            smurfs!  
blue mushrooms!
        ******* turkish cockneys!
   now that calls for saying:
                    'ad me, a bloater.