O Darlin', I wouldn't give
u the shaft; this is just the
tip of my iceberg; sinking
into ur abyss is all I want
to do; ur my angel & the
mother of my blue heaven
O Darlin', please believe
me when I say I am that I
am & all I wanna do is live
inside u & grow big &
strong at ur ****; I've always
wondered if Mary breastfed
baby Jesus; if that's the case
****** mother's milk is the
best; O Darlin' there's no way
Jesus had blond hair & blue
eyes; even the Nazis didn't
believe that racist hokum;
if anything he looked like an
Arab & smelled like a camel;
there's no record in the Bible
where he ever took a bath &
why were girls always taking
every chance they got to pour
perfume over him; he must've
stank on ice & I as Jesus'
***** am left wondering our
miracle boy never got laid;
O Darlin', I am JC's *****;
the one & only God's son of
a *****; take me in ur mouth
& let me squirt a bit; my bread
is stale & my wine is bitter;
can angel's swim; another good
question & why didn't Jesus
play the oud like some desert
Dylan; I'm sure the Lord's
Prayer could have rhymed
if he'd really tried but like
Orpheus & the Beatles he was
attacked by screaming fans;
let all my tiny angels down
ur throat in a pop Middle East
Invasion; I love u yeh yeh yeh
& u love me; all together
now, I am Jesus' ***** &
Jesus & I are one; O Darlin',
I would never do u no harm;
but if u can swallow all
of the above get on ur knees
& say ur prayers, bless this,
*****; open up & say Hallelujah
so I can give u some of my
timeless true blue religion