There was this girl, a ******* *****
Who went for broke and struck it rich
She used to give these dudes free palm
The kind of ***** hard to keep calm

She got much mouth. So ******* dense
She got some dollars, no ******* sense.
But ***** got greedy and wanted more
Just wasn't enough to be a *****

Got her *** papped for petty theft
She ducked the right but not the left.
A mammoth shot to the side of her head
Sent her to the dirt. It became her bed

One pop, a flash, and muzzle smoke
Her brains flew out and skull it broke
Looking for a moral?  Don't even try
In all my poems these ***** must die...