An academic of high proportions isย sweeping across the nation Chicken restaurants have closed doors no ones at their frying station If you want chicken that is fried I'd advise you of hesitation And don't make Kentucky your port of call choose a different destination Don't be upset with Colonel Sanders with his limited creation Just because you can't get your fix of chicken spiced sensation I know that you're not happy but its not worth the frustration It doesn't make much difference with no chicken designation
Okay I can understand the disappointment that you may feel When you can't obtain a Bargain Bucket or a Zinger Meal With chicken stuck in warehouses due to D.H.L's stuck wheel But the lack of chicken delivery is really no big deal What's the point in calling the cops come on folks get real What do you expect them to do go on a chicken steel There meant to be the boys in blue it's not for them to heal The restaurants will be open soon there's no need for you to keel
I don't know why your so upset with the closer of KFC With restaurants closing in the U.K. and across the whole country Their only shut for a few days so there's no need for your plea Fried chicken will be back soon at least to a degree The lack of chicken shouldn't ruin your night why don't you let it be There are other places you can eat so it doesn't bother me The fryers will be fired up again just you wait and see So there is no reason for this outcry I hope you will agree
Why are people driving miles just for the taste of a finger licking There's more to life than spicy wings or pieces of fried chicken Don't waste time on closed chicken shopsย your launch times are just ticking Give Pizza Hut or Macdonald's a chance there's more restaurants for the picking People trying to charge large amounts with Bargain Bucket tricking Don't try and rip people off with fried chicken Ebay clicking Isn't there more to worry about than Kentucky chicken sticking Don't be a silly Turkey or Bernard Matthews will come back kicking