Girls, if u don't have big *****
become a poetess; poets have
notoriously small ****; or become
a novelist; novelists are famously
well-endowed; sometimes some
cross the line in a fistfight at
a cocktail party; Martina had to
break up Eli and Tommy;
Tommy Manhattan had called Eli
a has-been & sellout; that's when
Eli clobbered him & Martina
came running in; rolling ur eyes
u say overheard "this party bites"