Thank you for leaving me
I’m grateful for how thoughtful you are
And how selfless you’ve been
Honestly, not sure how I could’ve made it through
The past 3 years without you
Thank you for always telling me the truth
Trusting me with your secrets
And sharing your life with me
I’m so glad I had the chance to call you my best friend

With complete sarcasm and best wishes,
-your “best friend”