Every time I show up to class

They try to tell me I’m doing something wrong

You don’t structure a sentence like that

More like this, they say

Ok, professor

Wave your magic PhD in the air

Spin around 3 times

And go **** yourself



Write anything, they say

Write about anything you’d like!

Except whatever you choose

Make sure I approve

It has to be in this book, they say

It has to go by the rules



Who wrote the book?

Who said it’s right?

You must never follow a book of rules

Because if you mess up just once

Just once is all it takes

You’ll either fail a class

Or get sent to hell



I’m teaching you the truth

I’m teaching you the way

I am an all knowing, all seeing

Perfect being

Ok, professor

Wave your magic PhD in the air

Spin around 3 times

And go **** yourself