dla jaj (i.e. eggs - jokes, gags): co ma piernik to wiatraka? no...  co? to samo co ma parasol do tyczki... i to samo: warte nart: skee *******: skee! how does that look with diacritical marks? sky not ski? skī? e, e... me and my uncle agreed: i better hear this catholic ******* than advertise a Sheikh cite a Surah... sorry: no... we can call them: old ladies taken care of by a charlatan... but i can still bulge in eating pork. schnout?! hog.

there's nothing *fake about
what has simply become
prefixed by: crypto;
   and no...
give me a blank slate and i'll
  smear my ******* crayon
like i might **** in an alley...
there was never, ever anything
"new" about the news...
   unless i'm mistaken,
news, as a word, is an acronym...
n.e.w.s.: north, east, west, south...
call me bonkers,
       but within the vicinity
i occupy? news is as much
about nothing, as a dog taking
a **** is about everything.