All you've got is problems, Your 'friend' said this, Your mom is lame, You woke up late, In your house, In your bed, And your hair just couldn't be tamed, Your free education is stupid, Who needs to use their brain? You can't bring yourself to do something, To try and make a change, All you do is whine and whimper, How lucky you are to be able to complain.
This is a bit of a departure from my normal style and subject matter but it's nice to write something different.