Took a time machine back in time
And found that ****** Adolf.  
I found him while he was young
And almost defenseless.
I knocked him off his mother's chest
As he breastfed the way he did...
Milk and tears dripped off his chin-
And there was more to ***-
Off his chin.
I dragged him away by his arms and swung him
Around and around.
I bet you wish I'd have let go
And sent little baby Adolf soaring.
I didn't though.
I brought him back to 2012
And sold him to
Fox News.
DNA tests confirmed my fortune.
And for the first time in history,
Mankind had
Hanged a baby
Live on public television.