What is normal? Ah, that difficult question to answer. Yes, the ethos of society communicates (thru various media) the gamut of tolerance. Nonetheless, a vague boundary circumscribes the parameters. Though this alert, civil, genteel individual pays obeisance (grudgingly)
to the coda of this society, he does attest to follow the beat of his drummer ever since being a wee little sprout. Herewith follows an additional introduction (albeit in poetic format) to one **** sapiens amidst the children, men and women within the human sea.
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When just a whippersnapper of a little boy Me late mum and octogenarian pop agreed For doctor removal of my adenoid Less to prevent their only son from being coy
Than fear of said male heir to the Harris throne Becoming an android A less than agreeable likelihood, especially In tandem with predilection of goy
This fateful outcome unfazed this now green giant, Not the least bit annoyed As captain crunch (before childhood end) Beckoned yours truly with “A HOY”
Horrified that my parents would be so blithe To steer their son clear to avoid Psychotic outcome to deliver obliviousness And thus bring inner joy
So, they sent their peculiar male progeny Believing he to be Pink Floyd Who found himself evicted desperately And in sore need of gainful m ploy
So he began his therapy In the orifice er office of Sigmund Freud Who bore a striking resemblance To a wooden pecked prickly shaped toy
This mental analysis delved into past – outcome I felt less than overjoyed Despite boss be addressed As Oedipus wrecks and pay verbal homage that did cloy
Dredging layered past devoid Of love, yet Flush with fallacious prevaricated abuse From mister Lloyd Lavinsky, A male lore demon of a grade school bully Forsooth sanity he destroyed.