Atop my ragged head doth sit A candle - planted firm - alit. Wax drips down upon my face; I've long forgotten how it tastes. It serves it's purpose in my room; Eschewing demons spewing doom.
When I'm at home it shines so bright, But when I exit - day or night - A breeze extinguishes the light.
People see me and I shudder, Try to speak but only stutter. Why can't my candle just stay lit? If only for a little bit? You know I got an app for that? Oh Yeah? *No, get a ******* hat