Maria
Bought an automobea
From a woman called Cheila
Who did the cha cha cha

Maria
Drove the automobea
With a ballerina
And a pet armadilla

When she was stopped by Divino
The born again wino
Who was from a rodeo
Rode a motorcyclo

Where they met cleopatra
Not on the Nile
But on a *****-o-lina
A cook with a spatula