It's okay when I'm being kind and your borrowing my tools The agreement is that you then stick to the lending rules There comes a time when it's done and I need the item back Instead of time elapsing and your losing lending track Please return my items I am only being reasonable Don't forget about the favour when its easily redeemable You don't need to take the **** but too much time has passed Its getting a bit too much now and now I can't be arsed I can't wait for too much longer not meaning to be brash What I want returning is from my own ******* stash So take particular notice this is only a reminder What I'm really asking is where's my ******* grinder