When you come round to my gaff you know what to expect
All I'm really asking is you treat us with respect
I know that you have your kids and that's okay by us
We don't expect the critics or all that kind of fuss
Your welcome to come round it's really all quite fine
We know you like our company or is it just our wine
Don't criticize our garden through the lack of toys and trains
We don't want all that clutter or any of the strains
Don't keep ****** going on with what Shazza has got
Just because Shazza seems to have the ******* lot
We've heard what you have said so don't treat us like ******* spazzas
If you prefer toys to wine then ******* to ******* Shazza's