Well here I am again waiting at the bus stop. Waiting for the bus into the city centre.

Oh look there’s old Annie. Shotgun Annie they call her you don’t want to cross that old *******. (SHOUT) Annie You Old ******* where’s you ******* shotgun. You going to have a go at my kids again for playing football You ******* old *******. They call her shotgun because she a ******* psychopath.

Oh look there’s Twit & **** always arguing, arguing about nothing (SHOUT) Alright Twit & ****. They hate me calling them that. Twit is a Little woman who likes a drink A wears that stupid ******* bobby hat. I want rip off her ******* head. **** He’s a big fat **** a wooly back from the wirrall. Could do with a hair wash (SHOUT) Oy **** get your ******* hair washed you scruffy *******. I wish this ******* bus would hurry up. I better make sure I have got my pass because. I aint got any money. Where the **** is this ******* bus.

Oh look there’s lanky if you lean on him you’ll cut yourself. What a skinny ******* it looks like he could do with a good feed. He wears those big thick bottle rimmed glasses. (SHOUT) Oy Lanky you specky ******* because you get two pairs of glasses for the price of one your not supposed to wear them at the same time you know. He got done once for fiddling the social. He Got Caught he was working has Bouncer at night and teaching Karate in the day and claiming sickness Benefit. It was on the news and in the papers The headline read Lanky. the Karate Kidder.

Where is this ******* bus. Mind you I can’t talk I am Bald, Deaf, and totally ******* stupid. You know what **** it I’ll get the train.