I'm a divided island. Cleaved by a a wide sea. My two halves communicate by note in bottles... But the currents are inauspicious, No word arrives from either shore, Nonetheless the split isles persist, "Legs, good morning, Let's get out of bed." "Head, we've got to **** and **** down here, Direct us to a toilet and be quick." Thus said, More unread flotsom Is added to this tangled gyre.