I don't know why football has been dubbed the beautiful game Who the hell has named it that who the ***** to blame When I think of something beautiful football is not what I would claim Wearing their stupid football kits there ugly in my frame Every boring football game to me looks the ******* same A bunch of guys in a field looking for a piece of fame The exorbitant amount cash their paid is why they really came Trying to impress the wags or bag themselves a dame If your a fan that's up to you but please would you be tame Don't be a ******* hooligan forget the opposition maim
Drinking to excess before the match well that is just pathetic If you have to go to the game why go drunk and paralytic Is hours of getting tanked up automatic or is it cybernetic It's hardly surprising your personality isn't charismatic or magnetic Don't act like a ******* ***** don't be so synthetic Are they trained to be wankers or is it just genetic What's beautiful about the drunkenness we're not so sympathetic Football kits are not day wear or a fashionable cosmetic Why waste your time and energy when your ****** and energetic Endorsing violence with cops and fans justice is not poetic
What's the point of the police force when real crime is on latch All the cops are wasting time trying to bust the football batch If football matches are that bad then close the ******* hatch And for a change why don't the cops protect a different patch We don't want police on horseback or on motorway dispatch Is it easier to stop coaches cos it's criminals they can catch Ban all the ******* hooligans enforce a ticket ****** Revoke their rights to seasoned games with a stadium detach What about the real crime, coppers don't make a scratch Why should my taxes go to the cops to patrol the match
What's beautiful about Hillsborough when there's no safe place to hide The disaster of 96 football fans they all got crushed and died Where was the protection of the innocent when the gates where open wide There's nothing beautiful about never walking alone when no ones by your side Riots break out in stadiums when the football fans collide 328 deaths at Estadio Nacional that's their beauty set aside What's beautiful about Bradford city 56 fans burned and fried Is it really all worth dying for to protect your personal pride How many people have died due to this game this isn't in the guide How many more disasters, what will it take to turn the tide
Football is not the beautiful game with all the tragedies and rage Football players should not be awarded such an extortionate wage Getting paid a huge amount just to play one season Why are they paid so much what is the ******* reason Bending it like Beckham does that mean that he his gay As he is married to Victoria he could have turned that way The word cups 10 million dollar price tag its shamefully unlawful Does the FA in the FA cup stand for ******* awful All the death and disasters its an ugly truth and fact The hooliganism and violence, well there's nothing beautiful about that