Cocktail Order

Hey Harvey Wallbanger

I’d like you to tie me to the bedpost, baby

And press your fuzzy navel to my *slippery ******

Give me your white angel kiss and I’ll lie down like a brown cow

While between the sheets you play the Italian stallion.

Like a kamikaze pilot head for my pink squirrel

Then give me your ol’ Alabama slammer

And pack a *** punch* into that screwdriver of yours.

I want a *screaming ******

That’ll send me to blue heaven. Wu Wu!

So, don’t mention that ****** Mary*

With her devil’s kiss,

Or you’ll find I can give a snake bite that’s as deadly as a B-52.

Instead let’s ride into the tequila sunset in our golden Cadillac

For *** on the beach*

And on the sea breeze we'll hear an old love song sung by a ‘salty dog’ with a Gibson

And watch a tropical storm over Manhattan

We'll go to Peppermint Patti’s café

And order an Irish coffee and a large slice of cherry pie.

Happy, after dark let’s drive home for a *sloe comfortable ***** with satin pillows*

And fall into the sweet surrender of a summer dream.

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