It'll give you a hard time going down, and then, it'll hold your belly like a baby's hand, soft and sweetly, then it'll smack the **** out of you, because you trusted it.
This cheap **** is a bad ****.
It tastes like molassess and *******, it kicks like a jalopy, turns over in bombs, slices your belly button, and pops its little head out of your stomach.
I like the cheap ****, it makes me feel this way.
This way is the only way.
Kind of like how they say alotta love is good love.