The animal inside me wears a sweater when it snows. He lives in Logan's house with his new wife, and is afraid of the neighbor's electric fence.
The animal inside me eats only cold food from a can that Logen scrapes into a metal bowl, and plays with scuffed, rubber toys.
The animal inside me hates the toys and the Alpo, though he gulps it down and makes a show of play, ever eager to please.
The animal inside me sings of the Ones who ran wild. He has a fine collection of bones buried in the back yard, and revels in rolling in fresh deer ****.
Sometimes, when no one is there to see, the animal inside me chews the new wife's leather shoes, although this is mainly a thing of the past.
The animal inside me loves to run, which hardly happens anymore. He is waiting on the doe-eyed collie who lives down the road, and wishes that Logan would just burn the stupid sweater.