I'm a fan of Vontaze Burfict Though he may not be perfect For he gives players concussions To continue the daily discussions Of the power of his percussion To receive a hall of fame induction That is where his value is derived So what do these penalties imply? That the referees have a preconceived notion of him And are preemptively looking to treat him grim Which gives his team a lesser chance to win Which makes the biased referees grin
We are a country that idolizes quarterbacks Every other position we're quick to attack We only care about who has the ball And laughing at others when they fall We worship that which is shiny And view everything else as grimy Quarterbacks become celebrities incredulously While everyone else is treated impetuously
The NFL is like America Politics makes it harder to watch The Patriots are boring and plain They win constantly The Bengals are entertaining and rough around the edges They show promise and potential that is never realized In a nation Of provocation I'd rather proudly call myself a bengal I know that seems an idealistic angle But Cincinnati provides no coziness or protection You must always avoid discriminate detection Of those that call themselves patriots That drive blue and white chariots And penalize players unnecessarily For African Americanning
We really fumbled the ball Because of the ref's call That treats us unequally How they have fun evilly They can arbitrarily treat whoever however But a concussion will make them less clever