Across the border she discreetly slipped Not bothering the ICE with paperwork They’ve got enough to do in their little booths: “And is this visit for business or for pleasure?”
So here she is, on a bright five-pence piece All elegant in profile, crowned and just, Mistaken for a democratic dime In a handful of republican change
What really is the reason for her visit? To ‘mind us of our own nobility
Okay, the five-pence piece is probably pocket-change from someone's visit to England, but I seldom miss a chance to allude to Canada.