i took the different way to school today, the way through town roads and lots of stop signs, no ditches to be found. had I taken the way, up country roads and down outskirt streets with a crevice ready to become a casket at any **** of mental path or steering wheel. i suppose i could be dead in that casket right now but i was driving the safe way- still looking for a ditch, I'M MAKING DITCHES OUT OF FLOWERBEDS AND HOPING THEY'LL HURT AS BAD