It's as if something fell from the sky. Crash landed in front of me. The label reads, "Mars". No, "Acme".
What the hell is it? Round but, bent and broken. Was it round before? I think that's metal, I can't tell.
I suppose I'll just have to Call the authorities. Can't very well Just leave it there, In the middle of the street.
It's lifted away, Presumably to a properly sized Bin.Β Garbage bin that is. How big would the bin have to be? How big was it? Like a dump truck. No, smaller. Like a toy car. It's a wonder it didn't do any damage.