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Nov 2017
there's an inherent dread
for small keyboards -
namely moving to a size
lenovo -
           i'm quiet beyond staring
at a keyboard as i type,
i'm usually a chopin freak
when looking at a screen,
compared to my local doctor
crow pecking index-index
letter-by-letter ******* -
             the problem?
the problem with a small keyboard?
the A & S keys,
and the interaction between the
pinky & ring finger of the left hand...
that **** is a ******* minefield...
  no, a smaller laptop does not
help, i have fingers the size
of an orc -
             every time i tap
the A button i, by  "accident"
tap the S button...
                         yes, nice nice,
optimise the free space with
bonsai equipment -
                make them for little people,
****'s sake!
                i'm 6ft1, 115kg,
(don't know why i cite height
in imperial, and the weight in french) -
my hands can clasp a basketball
with one by each hand...
****! A & S is annoyingly tickling
my ring / pinky reflex to type...
                       i know that the chinese
love to say: small is beautiful...
not with these lumberjack hands...
    its not pretty, it's imitation dyslexia!
**** small, give me what's correlative,
nay, just **** proportionate!
Mateuš Conrad
Written by
Mateuš Conrad  36/M/Essex (England)
(36/M/Essex (England))   
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