Big green ball of tastiness
red is your insides
I cut you up with hastiness
2 half you divides

sweet and crunchy
red and green
melon slushy
I'm really keen

**** me now
this is a cry for help
I'm losing my sanity
guess I'll die, welp

hot summer air
cool fan blowing
fresh watermlon we share
happiness overflowing

mark the knife around your edge
slice it all around
insert the the blade to crack the skin
hear the pleasant sound