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Oct 2017
Your a complete dead ****,
and your favorite beer tastes like ****.
All of your thoughts are vapid at best.

You have about as much personality as a brick wall,
but you have an okay body with a really nice ***.
Frankly I don’t require much more criteria than that.

I’m a real feminist so I’ll give you an equal chance…
to make my ******* turkey sandwich.
Written by
TexasRambler  M/TX
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