Today I have watered my wife's garden; this can be misconstrued, well she actually has a small garden at the side of the house, we have cleaner who comes in once a week and she does the watering, but she is on holiday. I'm not keen on flowers they are so useless I like to plant cabbage and potatoes something practical and filling, if I only had a patch of land and a donkey I could sell leek asparagus and tomatoes on the farmers market and I will be a friend of many, as it is I sit and write Not the best thing to do and win friends