The Devil is my Chihuahua; I always need. She asks me to stand up in tan deserts. She drags me underneath the rushing waters. She soils my soul: She leaves me in the pits of wickedness for my own sake.
Nay, though I crawl over the peak of the light of life, I will accept no good: For I am not with you; My sphere and my whip, they torment you. I disrepair the chair behind you in the absence of your friends; I wipe the water from your body; My bowl is empty.
Surely evil and cruelty shall not follow me after death, and I will dwell outside the Hovel of the Devil forever.