I am often under the impression that old fashioned street lamps The ones with eight sided glass and black ornate poles Are strategically placed by the city planning commissioner's office To let me know the wardrobe is just a few dozen feet away And it will take me away from this Narnia If I just open the door
My phobia of opening doors gets worse every time I think I've finally found it Only to walk right into the girls bathroom after lunch On five alarm chili day at the cosmetology school in Little Korea Town
I don't like watering the plants It makes me wonder why mother nature fell asleep on the job But the plants are always telling me the rain can't get them inside my living room So I started the fire that the insurance won't pay for And the chemicals in the emergency sprinkler system killed the plants anyways It also killed the fish But the insurance adjuster wore gloves So he's still alive
I would make a pretty ****** politician I get upset at people who don't make sense Though sometimes I don't make sense I also have a bad habit of doing the wrong things for the right reasons
I have found Waldo three times He says hi Carmen Sandiego is in San Diego Which makes that trip to Cairo a really bad piece of detective work On a related note Al Gore is Captain Planet And every time I hear a bug zapper I think it is the bat from Fern Gully But it is not It's a bunch of dead moths in a box Monkeys in a barrel That's how my mind does things Every time someone say "it is" When "it's" would be acceptable I remember The Land Before Time "This is fun, it is, it is"
You are welcome
A collection of poems by me is available on Amazon Where She Left Me - Michael DeVoe http://goo.gl/5x3Tae