That they grind their teeth That they have a thing about That they worry about being seen watching MAS*H That they're considered crass That they need to empty the trash more That they're temperamental unnecessarily That they're fruitte' That their hands smell like lard That their women have dishpan hands That they can't get the dirt out from underneath their fingernails That they get **** on their hands when they wipe their *** and that sometimes their hands smell like **** therefore, or rusty tap water anyway. Let's get real. He said judge ye not.