Sad souvenirs of a bygone ear
when Terra Firma was de rigeour
and the jocular nature of
Santa Claus the myth
reigned over our prize possessions
Sit down here,
and take a load off,
Allah.
Yes you've come to earth
'cause it's such a mess.
Thanks for everything, so far.
I did my best.

I guess me, Charles, was in charge.