So I hear,
You think you can dance?
Well, I'll show you a dance you have never danced before.
It starts with no music, just my solo and that's about it.
My feet will jitter like the wings on a lady bug.
My knees will shake like the Great 1906 quake.
My hips will move like slow crashing waves. Back and forth, back and forth.
My heart will beat a steady beat like a metronome in band class.
My breath will hasten like a car on a free way.
And my eyes will smile like a dog welcoming his long lost master.



So I hear,
You think you can dance?
Well, I just showed you a dance never danced before