enlighten me... so, these slave owners,
managed to catch 6ft5 black guys without
a problem? you seen these
6ft5 ******* playing the n.b.a., you think
it was easy catching
these guys? you selling me sardines'
worth of chickens?
hands up in the air, just asking,
you really think it's that
easy catching a 6ft5 basketball player?
either you think
i'm ******* stupid, or we're writing
a disney love affair... i dare you:
try catching a gorilla
without using tranquilisers...
   oi oi... 'ere comes an arab with his
sensitive islamic
doctrines: ******, you think
that just because you're olive skinned,
that you're suddenly immune?!
no, i've had, enough! pricey white *****
don't bother me, i'm done,
i'm doing the pontius pilate till i reach
my grave: you ******* me one
more ******* time about:
how easy it was to
grapple with 6ft+ africans
and send em picking cotton,
i'll just reply: oh, so you mastered the art
of catching those with an i.q. below 70?!
i can catch doughnuts:
just dangle a doughnut in
the air, and watch them zombie-run
a marathon slobbering along
the way...
    then again: plenty of that
in arabia, what with third
cousin roulettes...
maybe a ******: maybe
not a ******:
and here i was thinking:
wasn't darwinism a stinger?
a cold cold heart of stone
with a pinch of logic?
oh, we're getting all mushy mushy,
are we? tell me next time
you're in the area of softened speech...
i'm just... dying... to hear
the translation into urdu:
come come,
serve your ****** emergencies,
come come,
fist come, fist served!
come! 2 4 1 beauties!
    disgusting pseudo-communists
ready to serve you,
pseudo-communists of
the west never listen to
actual p.s. communists of
the slavs, come! we have
a camel and a market stall
in your name: tomorrow you'll
remember macaresh!
i'm still bewildered though,
how did these slave owners
catch these usain bolts of the day?!
    huh?!
it's a mighty ******* mystery
to me, and will be:
like mobile phones, for my grandfather!
strong, agile, perfect harmony
africans, stowed away by
meagre whities...
    that's like a big bang theory
and the theories surround
black holes: rolled up into one!
i just want to know: how?!
        as one famous cites in
a resurgence:
  either they were baboon *** stupid
protruding pink -
or the chieftan of congo thought:
n'ah: mini bombo!
    mi needy not needy ing em!
so cotton fields it is;
i never allowed myself such
quick enlightenment -
  but when a scurvy ridden european
with a height of 5ft10 manages
to bag a 6ft5 african:
something is way beyond
       fishing for herring,
in the red coastline of the faroe island
whaling benediction;
        oh please, you think the guilt
trip was going to work on
all white people, esp. those who
didn't venture into colonialism?
and those who experienced the totalitarian
left, and now see a *******'s worth
of left in "trying to revive"
                       communism?
russia is a simple adversary: it's obvious,
it has a tinge of stereotype brewing
beneath it: after the conclusion
of the cold war...
it's the middle ground you should be
worried about...
  did you know,
that only two races of people managed
to sack moscow?
yep: the mongols in 1382 (MCCCLXXXII) -
and the poles in 1612 (MDCXII) -
it's great writing roman numerals,
it's as complicated as writing actual words...
so yeah: how did
        these black death post-scriptums
who's sole diet was parsnips,
  maggoty meat, tatties, chives,
parsley, salt & pepper, towering at
5ft10, catch these idiotic 6ft5 africans
and whipped them into cotton farming?!
seems like a mystery to me:
given that today, no one can really test
himself, outrunning the anomaly of
a certain jamaican;
perhaps certain people just like:
   being ushered and therefore hushed;
now, that's harsh...
          as every expression of given: reality.