why is it we're made to feel that
the internet is solely for
children, teens, and irresponsible
adults?!
seems a tad bit lackluster,
if you munch on what i mean...
feels like inventing a dog leash
for either irresponsible dog-walking
tactics, or just an annoying
sort of dog ******* liking to
dog punk behavioural patterns
and running loose...
  can't start blaming
the internet for ****** behavioural
patterns of upkeep...
can't keep a pet? how about you
don't own one, and instead own a fern...
how's that?
           can't be bothered, *******,
this whiskey is going down all too well
to make that sort of effort.