outsiders know best; ask the chameleon about crocodile dundees (boots); shmile shaid the shy cameroid... you want an insider's bias? i ****** well know you don't want that, the outsider tickles the fringes of the native populace, an insider is always succumbing to the bias.*

anglophone existentialism:
apart from bad spelling /
emoticons? just quote, just quote,
quote, quote, quote,
or write a tabloid bestseller:
about ***** ***,
or whiplash;
moreover: just quote!
a quote is like a ditto cul de sac:
you end up repeating yourself
till you stop believing yourself,
when you should be repeating
yourself, as a lying enforcement
to manufacturing
a "system"...
   of unfathomable infallibility...
do what the english do,
the ultra kantian categorical imperative,
quote as much as you can,
and live by as little as you can cite,
and then call it a "citadel";
god, the english love to cite,
and live by so little of their cited materials...
if anyone be as free willed
and two-faced, and acting,
it would have to be the english...
   they're the most outspoken linguistic
class... but also the most annoying
intellect.
keep quoting,
make sure you quote!
just quote!
      you had to be the most rampant
language, and the most annoying
intellect, what with
american spaghetti,
canadian eye maple,
   and the aussie barbie...
i'm seriously thinking about
an alaskan winter...
     sunny as **** jimmy,
so sunny, that i resorted to donning
sunglasses during the night!