you know the great thing
      about prostitution?
you're never haggling...
i don't know where these
grand "existential" ideas
come from, with regards
to men loving the "chase",
most of the time i find
myself in a tunisian bazaar,
haggling over
   second-hand goods,
which is why i don't
understand this
demeaning "attunement"
with regards to prostitutes...
why bother the middle-man,
why haggle?
  dating is haggling...
prostitution?
  tinted with the the sort
of approach men have for
buying anything in general,
dating is gambling,
prostitution is getting the raw
goods... what's the problem?
it's, called, a ******...
i know, really shy in terms of
latex ***, but it'll do...
       i hate to haggle,
i hate to gamble...
   the obvious option was to
go and buy myself a pair of hot buns...
seems reasonable to me,
mind you, the "counter" argument
comes from me,
who... ha ha...
               never been.