I hate you Wish I can school you Give you a little bit of bruises Send you down the street cruising Make you wear them like you lost a battle I'll make the bones from the head to your toes rattle 'Til you beg and ask for mercy I don't give a **** Mr. Darcy I'll do to you what you did to me So you can see What it's like you have your brain and sanity all ******* up Oh look honey you're all shooked up Think you better get a checkup While you're at it drink some tea from your death cup It's time for you to go Now enjoy the ******* show