1 poor Rachael married for love Now twenty years through and ignored by the hubby who’s given up work and sits at home drinking all day No more kind words to Rachael never a gentle look, but just sarcasm and imbecilities all day Will not even come out for a walk with Rachael; no desire for fresh air just sits there drinking and farting - Poor Rachael, she never comes back to fresh air or a kind look
2 Rachael is out today with a mission to make her life pleasant “A pet is what I’ll have,” she says to herself and she’s in a pet shop now looking at an exotic bird
3 “That there,” says the shop owner “is a bird rare and unique; let me demonstrate” And straight he says to the bird: “Zasala, the table!” And Zasala flies straight and swift to the table – and appecks* and demolishes the table as swift as you can say “***!” “Zasala, the broom!” And Zasala flies straight and swift to the broom – and appecks* and demolishes the broom as swift as you can say “****!”
“I’ll take it," says Rachael, with a smile Poor Rachael, she hasn’t smiled in years
4 “Darling,” says Rachael the moment she gets home “Look what I’ve got – an exotic bird, Zasala!”
And straight Rachael’s clueless husband says: *“Zasala, my foot!”
appecks = a combination of attacks and pecks! This poem is based on a popular online joke. I think I just made the joke better.